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Archive for May, 2008

Moral Dilemma

I have a problem with my job. Yeah, like that’s a surprise. I really have found myself in an unpleasant situation though.
One of our clients is about to add pieces of wood from the RMS Titanic to the retail inventory. When ships arrived at the scene of the wreck there were pieces of wood from [...]

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Return To Sender

Say hello to Little Girl. We were going to play a game of “Return To Sender” but I decided to keep her.

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Gas Attack

I’m really sick of people standing near me in No Smoking areas while they smoke. Friday three women walked up next to me in a No Smoking area at work and lit up. I decided diplomacy wouldn’t be any fun so I farted instead. It was one of those really loud sulfer farts. The poor [...]

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Q Test

I’m sitting in the breakroom at work and testing my Q Global. If you can read this then everything worked.

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Damn Kids

It’s amazing how quickly one dumb ass kid can ruin a perfectly good mood.

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FedEx Arrived!

Yippie! The FedEx man arrived! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
So, why am I so excited? What I have been waiting for? My new cellphone! I am now the proud owner of a Motorola Q Global!
It was time to renew my AT&T contract so I upgraded my phone while I was at it. Let’s just say I got a really [...]

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Still Waiting

I’m still in pain and waiting for a kidney stone to pass.
I’m no longer hungry as I have had lunch.
I’m still waiting for the FedEx driver!

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Waiting

I’m in pain and waiting for a kidney stone to pass.
I’m hungry and waiting for lunch.
I’m sitting here hurting and hungry but mostly waiting for the FedEx driver.

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What The ?!

Prescription drugs are part of our society. People can and will abuse prescription drugs. These are facts I understand. Why though can’t people be subtle about it? Overtime was offered at work recently so some of the night workers came in to work the extra hours. I witnessed some drug deals go down at [...]

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And She Was Gone

On Sunday my friend left work for the last time. I walked her out to her car so we could have our own goodbye. We hugged, she cried and I was man and didn’t let a single tear fall. It’s going to be a bitch when I do cry though. I’m really going to miss [...]

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